that text post is pretty relatable. a bit too relatable in fact. the blood tests came back in. we’re brothers
(Source: truxtons)
How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay
1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with
2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life
Our amazing creation in honor of the upcoming Christmas episode of Doctor Who.
(Made by me, Kenzie, Becky, and Stephanie.)
doctor who meme | eight places (04) | the library
#the only perfect planet in existence #except for that dark corner where they keep books like Twilight and Fifty Shades Of Grey #but nobody ever goes there #unless the cozy period-replica reading rooms in the historical fiction section run out of firewood #and then Cal rolls her eyes and finally sends that order to Cheem #and reluctantly reprints the burned copies #because it’s the Library #with every book ever written #not every book ever written except the not-so-good ones #and besides #they’re better than those volumes and volumes of anti-Doctor propaganda #but Cal has them strategically placed next to the bathrooms #so she doesn’t need to send orders for toilet paper just yet (via aro-rusco)
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WHY ARE THESE TOTALLY AWESOME BOX SETS ON MY DASH?
Because, they’re free. Duh.
So yeah, GIVEAWAY! WOOHOO! I’m having a kickass, awesome, fantastic week (and I’m also terrible with keeping money) which is great for you because you can get this super sweet awesome stuff just by sitting in your bedroom. That’s right, all those hours of mindlessly scrolling have finally paid off.
So what the hell do we have here?
There are three separate prizes here
AVENGERS BLU-RAY BOX SET HOLY CHEESE NIPS
Yep, this baby represents my tumblr in the fullest way possible, so of course it would be the first prize available.
This shit costs $186 sweet captain kirk’s nipples that’s awesome
YEAH WELL WAIT FOR THIS
Harry Potter Ultimate Wizard’s Box Set
My love for Harry Potter will never die. Ever. AND IT HAD BETTER NOT FOR YOU, EITHER. If it seems like it’s dying down, little by little - well, I’m sure this box set will make it shit it’s pants with joy.
This baby costs $349 oooh child fan me, I’m gettin’ overwhelmed!
WHO ARE YOU? THE DOCTOR. DOCTOR WHO?
EXACTLY.
The complete Doctor Who series 1-4 box set, oh my lawd.
This includes many extremely beautiful people such as NINE, ROES MINUS DRUGS, TEN JESUS FUCK PERFECTION IS TEN, MARTHA JONES, DONNA FUCKING NOBLE, AND ALSO WILF.
This heartwrenching saga is $139 but it’s okay because I brought a banana to the party
WHAT DO ALL OF THESE HAVE IN COMMON? Why, rules of course:
- Reblob as many times as you want idgaf
- Likes don’t count DUH HAVE YOU DONE A GIVEAWAY BEFORE
- You don’t have to be following me because you will probs unfollow afterwards, but it would be cool if you at least stopped by
- No giveaway blogs, I mean jesus too much free stuff for paris hilton over here
I will be using a random number generator to figure out the three winners. MAKE SURE YOUR ASK BOX IS OPEN SO THAT I CAN TELL YOU THAT YOU’VE WON. If you win, it will be a surprise which one you get ohohoho
DISCLAIMER: The Avengers and HP box sets will of course be pre-ordered, so it may be quite a while until you receive your winnings. On the other hand, whomever gets the Doctor Who set can liveblog it to make you both super jelly and impatient.
Oh, also:
*~DeAdLiNe*~ The deadline is September 1st to mark the beginning of Hogwarts’ term.
whooves submitted:
Ten/Rose
Adult-ish, but not quite.Obviously, he doesn’t want to go to the party. Why would he want to go to some wedding reception for one of Rose’s old school friends? He’d much rather stay and repair…something. But of course he’s donned his tuxedo (of doom) for the occasion, because he has a very hard time saying no to her and those pink lips and that lovely tongue and oh—he’s not letting his thoughts go there, if he can help it.
Did anyone else notice that in one Doctor Who episode David Tennant
disguises himself as a professor
at an English boarding school
in order to stay hidden?
today in class this christian girl was telling her life story, and she was like ‘who knows what fanfiction is’
and i just shouted out ME I DO
so she started saying ‘this stuff was basically written porn. i was addicted. and then jesus saved me, he saved me from this spiralling pit of despair’ and she just burst into tears
omfg what
i wonder how many potential followers come to my blog
and then just go ‘nOPE’
and exit the fuck out of that tab
