Apparently it’s an honor/big deal to meet Nili irl?
We went to Disney together over the summer.
And let me tell you, she’s not that special.
She’s just an arrogant jerk with an ego the size of mars and a cackle that you can hear from there.
ISN’T IT ALL AMAZING, YOU GUYS?
GUESS WHAT CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY? (Well, by today, I mean sometime last week but I only now went to the mailbox, because to get to our mailbox, I have to walk five miles - uphill both ways! - in ten feet of snow while battling zombies, vampires, and people who pass out fliers when you’re in a hurry.)
LOOK, WHEN YOU WIND IT UP, IT SPIIIIIIINS~
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY. THANK YOU, BRITTANYYYY!!
WAIT ARE YOU SERIOUS BECAUSE THAT DOES NOT MATCH UP WITH MY NILI MENTAL IMAGE APPARENTLY BASED ENTIRELY AROUND GIFS FROM THAT VIDEO
WOAH DON’T PANIC OKAY BECAUSE IT’S MOSTLY JUST WAVY AT THE BOTTOMS AND I TEND TO STRAIGHTEN MY BANGS SO MOST OF THE TIME MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE THIS:
(ME AND MATT SMITH!)
IF I DON’T DO ANYTHING TO IT (I.E. DON’T STRAIGHTEN IT OR PUT MOUSSE IN IT OR ANYTHING), THEN IT ENDS UP LOOKING LIKE THIS:
(ME AT MILLENNIUM BRIDGE IN LONDON; MOST COMMONLY REMEMBERED AS THE BRIDGE THE DEATH EATERS ATTACKED IN
THE DEATHLY HALLOWS HALF BLOOD PRINCE - ACTUALLY, I KNOW IT’S PROBS MUCH MORE FAMOUS FOR OTHER REASONS, BUT THAT’S THE ONLY REASON I TOOK A PICTURE WITH IT. LIKE WHEN I WAS IN PARIS AND EVERY TIME WE PASSED THIS AREA, PAM’S COUSIN WOULD GO ‘THAT’S THE BRIDGE FROM INCEPTION!’ LIKE THAT WAS THE MOST NOTE-WORTHY THING THAT EVER HAPPENED ON THAT BRIDGE)
Nili isn’t have any of your shit.
Nili speaks the truth.
NO BUT ACTUALLY
we cool we cool
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So… This is bb!Nili. idk why I look so angry (maybe I really don’t like seals or my hair’s just in my face or something; it was a long time ago and I don’t remember, trololol) but if you guys were ever wondering what I looked like when I was like… 5 or 6, THERE YOU GO.