Of course there should be a drinking game for Doctor Who. There should be a drinking game for everything, let’s be real here. Can you imagine how much more interesting doing household chores would be if you made them into a drinking game? DRINK FOR EVERY TIME YOU STAB YOURSELF WITH A FORK WHILE DOING DISHES! DRINK FOR EVERY TIME YOU TRIP OVER THE VACUUM CLEANER AND ALMOST DIE! etc. For Doctor Who, however, it all depends on the series and/or Doctor, but I’ll give you a few and you can fill in the rest.
NEW WHO: DOCTOR WHO DRINKING GAME
DRINK EVERY TIME:
GENERAL/CROSS-DOCTOR
- “EX-TER-MIN-ATE!”
- Theme song plays
- You feel the need to yell “MOFFAT/RTD!!” and fistshake
- Jack hits on someone/something
- The Doctor uses his sonic screwdriver
- The Doctor kisses/is kissed by someone
- The TARDIS materializes/dematerializes
- Someone wanders off
- The TARDIS lands in the wrong time
- The Doctor and companion hug
- A companion saves the day
- The Doctor is rude
- Dramatic name-screaming (e.g. “DOCTOOOR!” “ROOOSE!” “MARTHAAA!”)
NINTH DOCTOR
- “Stupid Apes!”
- The Doctor rolls his eyes
- Domestics-joke
- “Fantastic!”
- BAD WOLF reference
TENTH DOCTOR
- The Doctor apologizes
- “BRILLIANT!”
- “What? What? WHAT?”
- Rose and the Doctor have a Moment, Martha is generally awesome, or Donna yells at the Doctor
- The Doctor says something in a different language (i.e. “Allons-y! Molto Bene!”)
ELEVENTH DOCTOR
- Something is cool
- The Doctor adjusts with his bowtie
- Rory dies
- “I Am The Doctor” plays
- River says “sweeties,” “spoilers,” or makes a sexual reference
FINISH YOUR DRINK:
- “Doctor? Doctor Who?”
- “It’s bigger on the inside!”
- “Reverse the neutron flow”
- “Wibbly-wobbly,” “spacey-wacey,” or “timey-wimey”
- Anything about Bananas
