Just saw this thread on Reddit:
I am now desperate for a long-ass Sterek AU where Derek sits at a particular desk in his morning class and Stiles sits there in the last class, and Derek doodles on the desk and Stiles always adds onto it with sarcastic remarks and like, if Derek draws a bad-ass cartoon wolf then Stiles will add on a tiara and a princess dress, and if Stiles draws a dinosaur then Derek will give it a highly improbable machine gun, and they keep insulting each other via graffiti. And then they start kind of liking each other and they leave each other notes where other people won’t find them, maybe stuck into some of that stupid metal tubing that they make desks out of where an end cap has fallen off or something, and they actually share stuff they normally wouldn’t like FEELINGS and they get to know each other but they don’t ever divulge their names to each other and they kind of FALL IN LOVE and eventually they find out they’ve known each other all along like Derek is Scott’s annoying step-cousin or something and they had already made a fine art of snarking at each other during joint family functions and then ALL MY FEELINGS EXPLODE.
johnny depp as 12 helena bonham carter as the companion
danny elfman to rewrite the theme tune
what’s this? what’s this? there’s daleks everywhere
what’s this? there’s no ginger in my hair
Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree
nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actuallyYeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on firevery very slowly.