episode613wasalie replied to your post: I JUST GOT AN EMAIL FROM MY CO-WORKER ‘Please let…
Can I tell her that her tenses aren’t consistent in this email, so she might want to work on that?
DON’T PANIC but i changed my blog title.
From valoir, he thinks. Meaning to be strong.
It’s from NLLS, chapter3
ONCE UPON A TIME:
There lived a girl named Laurenella. Her mother died when she was young, so her father remarried and Laurenella had a ~*~family~*~ again! Unfortunately, her father also died (tough times, plague probably), she fell under the sole care of her wicked stepmother Jamie and her two wicked step sisters, Jess and Shannon. They were not nice to Laurenella at all. They made her scrub the floors, clean the house - they even made her bathe her stepmother Jamie’s evil cat, Anna!
Then one day, Laurenella heard that there was going to be a ball! She was so excited and desperately wanted to go, but she had nothing to wear. Jess and Shannon, overhearing that Laurenella wanted to go - because apparently she was talking to her mice friends because THAT’S not weird, told their mother and Jamie forbade poor Laurenella from going (probably because she didn’t want Laurenella to make the family look bad by going there and talking to stray rabies-carrying rodents). Laurenella was heartbroken, but her stepsisters cackling in glee (because they were just assfaces).
On the night of the ball, after Jamie and her two daughters left, Laurenella was scrubbing the floors sadly, when suddenly, her fairy godmother Allison appeared! Laurenella was shocked! But Allison was a kind and lovely godmother, and she spelled Laurenella’s rags into a beautiful gown, mice into great stallions, and a pumpkin into a magnificent carriage. For all the good she did, however, she warned Laurenella: You must be back by midnight, child, for once the clock strikes 12, the magic will be lost and everything will revert back to what it once was! So yeah, you’ll be screwed. Pay attention to the time. There’s a huge-ass clock tower - you can’t miss it. Laurenella understood; she just wanted to go to the ball and dance and feel ~*~beautiful~*~ again, if just for a moment. She promised she would get back.
When she got there, something happened that she wasn’t expecting at all: she had caught the eye of Prince(ss) Emily! She asked for Laurenella’s hand, and they spent all night dancing together. They were lost in each other’s gaze as rainbow sparkles of love rained from the heavens when suddenly - GONG. Oh no! It was midnight! Laurenella tore herself from Emily’s arms and ran as fast as she could away, even as she felt the magic slowly dripping away from her, like a runny nose when you have no napkins. Even as she made her way home, she was heartbroken; it had only taken a night of dancing, but she was completely in love with Princess Emily and knew she felt the same
(even though it made no sense and Princess Emily didn’t even know her name and what if Laurenella was actually a serial killer and one night of dancing will not make you fall in love with someone that’s just a STUPID thing to be teaching children but fine whatever).
Laurenella made it home, and cried herself to sleep.
On the other side of the townthingwhatever, Princess Emily also cried (but not to sleep because she was a Princess and still had shit to do, like say goodbye to the guests at her party that she had been rudely IGNORING ALL NIGHT) - her love was lost to her. But as she delayedly chased after the mysterious girl, because apparently she’s freaking slow and can’t catch one girl running in high heels, she saw something that caught her eye! The mystery girl had left one glass slipper in her wake. Princess Emily took the glass slipper to her parents, King Crystal and Queen Kyle, and told her of this mystery woman and of her love for them. Since whateverthistownthingyiscalled was not
homophobic queerphobic (or else Cate will punch me), the King and Queen were like “dude that’s fine with you loving her and wanting to marry her, tho tbh idk how smart it is to marry someone you JUST MET and hand the whole kingdom over WHAT IF THIS IS JUST A TRAP ARE YOU STUPID DID WE RAISE YOU TO BE AN IDIOT THIS IS PROBS A PLOT FOR THE OTHER KINGDOMS TO GET A SPY IN HERE AND TAKEOVER BUT IDK IDK CHILD DO WHAT YOU LIKE WE’RE JUST THE RULERS OF THE TOWNTHINGY NO NEED TO TAKE OUR ADVICE.” And so, Princess Emily didn’t, because FUQ DA POLIZ, and she decided to go around to every house and have every woman try on the glass slipper; whoever’s foot fit must clearly be the mystery gurl, because god forbid two people have the same shoe size.
Now, dear reader, this story has gotten way too fucking long, so yeah, Jamie, Jess, and Shannon are bitchy and lock Laurenella in the tower (who the fuck has a tower anyway?), but then Princess Emily shows up and is like I DONT THINK SO and snaps her fingers in a Z formation and rescues Laurenella and her foot fits in the slipper and they all live happily ever after THE END. Well, other than Jamie, Jess, and Shannon, but they probably had it coming, I guess.
omg i refreshed and got like 6 messages wut tumblr i feel like you always show me my messages late
LOLOLOL ALL THE CAPS AND ANGST AND TAGS
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANNA!!!! I LOVE YOUUU.
episode613wasalie replied to your post: I had a dream last night that you made a beautiful doctor/rose gifset that had shakespeare’s line “the course of true love never did run smooth” and all the most heartbreaking scenes, and everybody was freaking out and were like “NILI WHYYYY” and they started up that “remove your photoshop privileges” thing again except it was a little more serious and they were actually trying to find ways to delete your photoshop and it all got a little out of hand.
I have a friend who could totally hack into your computer probably.
|Anonymous: I had a dream last night that you made a beautiful doctor/rose gifset that had shakespeare's line "the course of true love never did run smooth" and all the most heartbreaking scenes, and everybody was freaking out and were like "NILI WHYYYY" and they started up that "remove your photoshop privileges" thing again except it was a little more serious and they were actually trying to find ways to delete your photoshop and it all got a little out of hand.|
omfg WHAT IF I DO THIS THOUGH
|Anonymous: If River is Rose will calm my heart. I still can't stand the idea that she knows the Doctor's name and Rose don't. I really like River, but I can't stand see the Doctor giving things to her that he can't give to Rose, because he sacrificed his relationship with her so she can have a chance to be happy with his clone. I'm a idiot whovian for saying this, but I do't care.|
Well, my lovely Anon, if you want to believe that River is somehow Rose, that’s fine with me. I don’t think it makes sense, per say, but it’s all you. That doesn’t make you an idiot, love. It’s your theory and if you legitimately believe it, then the more power to you.
Furthermore, Rose has her own Doctor whom she will most likely marry and thus she will also know the Doctor’s name. After all, he is still the same man with the same name; he’s just also got one heart and a distinct lack of immortality. So either way, Rose does know the Doctor’s true name - it’s just TenToo who gave it to her, as opposed to the Full-Time Lord Doctor.
In my opinion, Eleven has moved on from Rose. Sure, he will always love her (just like he always loves all of his companions, though Rose most likely holds a slightly larger sliver of his heart, considering how important she was to his Ninth and Tenth bodies), but the constant heartache and the overwhelming feelings he has for her have gone with his regeneration. The only reason I don’t ship Eleven/River is not because I don’t like River (because I love River), but because I just don’t believe the Doctor likes himself enough to allow himself to truly fall in love with someone again. He hates himself too much. But if River makes him happy, if she’s even a marginal distraction from his own self-loathing, even if it’s just for a little while, then why shouldn’t he marry her and tell her his name? I’d rather him be happy and be in a relationship with someone other than Rose, than him be sad and alone. But that’s just me.
The Doctor and Rose were standing in the lift when it suddenly screeched to a halt.
|episode613wasalie: GUESS WHO HAS A BETA'D FIC NO LONGER LANGUISHING IN GOOGLE DOCS|
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…. Yes. This is correct.
Rose grasped the wooden bars of their cell, fingers whitening with the force of her grip as she tried to look at anything but the long hall stretched out before her.
“They want us to snog where?” she said.
“They don’t want us to snog anywhere, Rose,” the Doctor said, reclining further on the small bunk and lacing his fingers behind his head. “They want to read about us snogging. In a lift, this time, if I’m not mistaken. And I’m not often.”
Rose pulled away from the bars, “Oh, really? Not mistaken often? Like the mistake you made in designing a sonic screwdriver that doesn’t do wood? Or like the mistake you made in taking us to a planet where we ended up in jail? Or the mistake you made in doing that — how many times are we up to now? I lost count somewhere around Plethico V.”
The Doctor sat up at that, “Rose Tyler, are you implying that I don’t always make the absolute best decisions in terms of our relative safety?”
She rolled her eyes, “Well, we’re in jail now, although you wouldn’t know it from your attitude. Have you even noticed? We’ve been captured, Doctor.”
He pushed off the bunk, coming to join her in front of the bars, “‘Course I noticed. But I know help is on the way, so frankly it’s not anything to raise my blood pressure about. Much harder to lower it, once it gets going, what with the two hearts and all. You should’ve taken it after the thing you did last week the strawberry sauce. Couldn’t get it down for an hour.”
Rose smirked, “As I recall that wasn’t the only thing you couldn’t get down.”
He’s all mock scandalized now, “Rose Tyler! Talk like that outside of the bedroom? Why, I never.”
Shaking her head, she tried to hold back a grin, “Oh, really? You never? So all that talk on Tuesday, telling me how you were going to remove my knickers and where you were going to run your tongue while we in the middle of 46th century Harrod’s, that wasn’t talking outside the bedroom?”
His leer was bordering on lecherous, so she pushed forward, “Now, about this rescue?”
He shrugged, more concerned with walking his fingers down the collar of her shirt, following the v to where it ended and scratching lightly, “Ah, yes, that. Nili’s going to save us. I know for a fact the story already exists. It’s just sitting in a Google Doc, languishing.”
Rose’s jaw dropped in shock, “Someone could save us and they’re just — what? Writing angst-filled tags and eating peppermints?”
The Doctor shrugged, “Soon, Rose, she’ll post it soon. I know she will.”
“What’s taking her so long then?” Rose shook her head, clearly exasperated. “I’m bored and I need to use the loo.”
The Doctor scratched the back of his neck regretfully, as though afraid to reply. “Wellllll, as far as I know, which, you know, is a lot, but not everything, though I won’t say that I’m not at least quite clever so the amount of knowledge that I actually have is considerable but I guess relative to this matter you can’t exactly one-hundred percent blame me on it-“
“Doctor!” Rose glared.
He rubbed the back of his neck more vigorously before tugging on his hair. “Right, well, sorry, but I believe she’s… waiting for her Beta to finish editing.”
Rose blinked at him. “She’s… Waiting for her Beta?”
His eyes dropped down as he suddenly found the floor fascinating.”Um, yes. She is. Waiting, that is. So it’s a bit out of her control. I know she’s trying and if she could, she’d free us right away, but the plan, well, it still needs a bit of work and it’s still a bit rusty so it needs a bit of… greasing.”
“Greasing-… You act like we’re some sort of robots, Doctor, but we’re not! We’re locked here! In jail! Because your friend has a Beta who’s too busy doing god-knows-what to free us?” The Doctor was tugging on his hair so much that Rose was afraid he’d pull it out. She reached up and grabbed his hand, holding it tight in his. “Alright, alright, calm down, before you go bald. It’d be a shame to lose all that hair. We’ll wait. I guess we have no other choice.”
The Doctor’s face burst into a smile. “Oh, my brilliant Rose! I knew you’d understand!” He wrapped his arms around her in a rough hug, pressing her closer to his body that was strictly necessary and whispering in her ear, “I know her beta said she’d be done by tomorrow, so we have a whole 24-hours to entertain ourselves. Any ideas, Rose Tyler?”
Rose responded emphatically, “Oh, I can think of a few things…” And as she pressed her mouth against his, it was the last thing either of them said for a while. Well, with the exception of a few breathy yes!s and Doctor!s.
BOTH NILI. BOTH. ROSE CHEATS ON THE DOCTOR WITH THE DOCTOR.
FINE ANNA I EDITED IT TO INCLUDE THAT ONE. I DONT HAVE BOTH ON MY FAVOURITES, BECAUSE IT HURTS MY SOUL. AND I DON’T LIKE FICS WHERE TENTOO GETS HURT. I JUST… I DON’T. I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART FOR TENTOO.
NILI. WHAT ABOUT GALLIFREY RECORDS. HOW COULD YOU MISS THAT ONE. COME ON.
GR DOESN’T COUNT BECAUSE ITS NOT FINISHED YET. I ONLY REC FICS THAT ARE COMPLETED (WELL, MOST OF THE TIME).
THEY’RE ALL READING YOUR MIDNIGHT META MAYBE. OR LOOKING AT THE ANGST BECAUSE OF MASOCHISM REASONS
WOAH WHEN DID MY MIDNIGHT META BECOME BIG AGAIN I POSTED THAT YESTERDAY