![Ever wanted to insult someone behind their back but you don’t have the perfect gif to convey your contempt? Or maybe you just genuinely find someone stupid and want to share your thoughts with the world, but a suitable gif doesn’t exist to show everyone your sarcasm? Sometimes, you just want to roll your eyes, purse your lips, and judge that idiot so hard that you almost give yourself an aneurysm, but you just can’t find a damn gif! What do you do?!
WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER, LOVELY FOLLOWER!
INTRODUCING, THE NEW REACTION GIF:
BECAUSE YOUR WIT IS SO SHARP AND YOUR SNOWFLAKENESS IS SO SPECIAL THAT IT NEEDS ITS OWN DAMN GIF! TELL THOSE IDIOTS TO GET OUT OF YOUR WAY, BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONLY JUDGE AND JURY THAT MATTERS, AND YOU’RE READY TO PASS SENTENCE ALL OVER THEIR STUPIDITY!
disclaimer: this gif is not for everyone. do not use if pregnant, nursing or operating heavy machinery. may cause spontaneous bursts of pretentiousness or quoting obscure philosophers that no one has ever heard of. too much usage of this gif may result in a sudden change of wardrobe, eating habits, and hobbies, which include but are not limited to: wearing large floppy hats with feathers in them, eating meals called ‘vodka-tossed heirloom porterhouse steak with a durian bavarois’, and drinking tea with your pinky out in between polo matches at the country club. if the phrase “i’ll take you out on my yacht one evening before supper” is uttered, discontinue use immediately and consult your physician. *warning: people might direct angry hate messages toward you or you may lose a lot of followers, but it’s okay, because you’re better than they are anyway.
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Ever wanted to insult someone behind their back but you don’t have the perfect gif to convey your contempt? Or maybe you just genuinely find someone stupid and want to share your thoughts with the world, but a suitable gif doesn’t exist to show everyone your sarcasm? Sometimes, you just want to roll your eyes, purse your lips, and judge that idiot so hard that you almost give yourself an aneurysm, but you just can’t find a damn gif! What do you do?!
WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER, LOVELY FOLLOWER!
INTRODUCING, THE NEW REACTION GIF:
BECAUSE YOUR WIT IS SO SHARP AND YOUR SNOWFLAKENESS IS SO SPECIAL THAT IT NEEDS ITS OWN DAMN GIF! TELL THOSE IDIOTS TO GET OUT OF YOUR WAY, BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONLY JUDGE AND JURY THAT MATTERS, AND YOU’RE READY TO PASS SENTENCE ALL OVER THEIR STUPIDITY!
disclaimer: this gif is not for everyone. do not use if pregnant, nursing or operating heavy machinery. may cause spontaneous bursts of pretentiousness or quoting obscure philosophers that no one has ever heard of. too much usage of this gif may result in a sudden change of wardrobe, eating habits, and hobbies, which include but are not limited to: wearing large floppy hats with feathers in them, eating meals called ‘vodka-tossed heirloom porterhouse steak with a durian bavarois’, and drinking tea with your pinky out in between polo matches at the country club. if the phrase “i’ll take you out on my yacht one evening before supper” is uttered, discontinue use immediately and consult your physician. *warning: people might direct angry hate messages toward you or you may lose a lot of followers, but it’s okay, because you’re better than they are anyway.
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BONUS JOHN:
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![Ever feel like you’re showing up on everyone’s Tumblr crushes and don’t have the perfect gif to convey how badass you are? Or when you hit a milestone number of followers but don’t have a way to show everyone that you’re fucking awesome? Sometimes, you just need everyone to know that you are the biggest and baddest mofo on tumblr, but you just can’t find a damn gif! What do you do?!
WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER, LOVELY FOLLOWERS.
INTRODUCING, THE NEW REACTION GIF:
BECAUSE BADASSERY HAS A FUCKING NAME AND IT’S YOU, MY FRIEND. THE LAWS OF TUMBLR ARE YOURS AND THEY WILL OBEY YOU!
disclaimer: do not use this gif if pregnant, nursing or operating heavy machinery. may cause bursts of chest pounding and quoting Samuel L Jackson. overuse of this gif may result in a head too large to walk through doorways. if problem persists after four hours, please contact your physician or wait until your obnoxiousness loses you followers.
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Ever feel like you’re showing up on everyone’s Tumblr crushes and don’t have the perfect gif to convey how badass you are? Or when you hit a milestone number of followers but don’t have a way to show everyone that you’re fucking awesome? Sometimes, you just need everyone to know that you are the biggest and baddest mofo on tumblr, but you just can’t find a damn gif! What do you do?!
WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER, LOVELY FOLLOWERS.
INTRODUCING, THE NEW REACTION GIF:
BECAUSE BADASSERY HAS A FUCKING NAME AND IT’S YOU, MY FRIEND. THE LAWS OF TUMBLR ARE YOURS AND THEY WILL OBEY YOU!
disclaimer: do not use this gif if pregnant, nursing or operating heavy machinery. may cause bursts of chest pounding and quoting Samuel L Jackson. overuse of this gif may result in a head too large to walk through doorways. if problem persists after four hours, please contact your physician or wait until your obnoxiousness loses you followers.
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Ever feel like sassing your friends but not having the right gif for it? They will say something like “this is probably going to make me lose all my followers but…” and you have no proper gif to convey your feelings?! There’s an unpopular opinion post and you can’t handle it??? They post their number of followers and you feel the apparent inexplicable need to unfollow them?!?! (seriously, wtf is up with people doing that? EVERY. TIME. It’s like they want to spite your follower count or something.)
WELL, LOVELY FOLLOWERS, NOW YOU DO.
INTRODUCING, THE NEW REACTION GIF:
BECAUSE BITCHES NEED TO BE SASSING EVRRYONE UP IN HERRE.
disclaimer: do not use this gif if pregnant, nursing or operating heavy machinery. may cause mild hysterical laughter and bursts of sassy attitude. using this gif and then actually unfollowing someone doesn’t make you a troll, unfortunately, just makes you an ass. A SASSY ASS.
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