idk, the ~ means that i’m not serious about it or that it doesn’t necessarily mean what it means. almost like a sarcasm/judge-y font. it’s just a condensed version of ~*~*~*~, so “wow, moffat likes to use ~*~*~mystery~*~*~ in his plots” translates to “wow, moffat likes to use ~mystery in his plots,” in which ~mystery translates to mindfuckery.
I enjoy making lists of things
I am not annoyed by this message, considering the fact that I JUST mentioned how much I hated these memes
I am not watching Live Free or Die Hard
Every time they say “fire sale” in this movie, I totally don’t think of Arrested Development
I DON’T LOVE THE DIE HARD SERIES (MOSTLY THE FIRST ONE)
WHY ARE FALSE FACTS SO MUCH EASIER THAN TRUE FACTS
I AM NOT CONFUSING MYSELF WITH ALL THESE UNTRUE FACTS