From valoir, he thinks. Meaning to be strong., what does it makes you to follow a blog?

Anonymous: what does it makes you to follow a blog?

Well, there’s actually a really strict procedure that people have to go through in order for me to follow them, which includes (and is not limited to):

writing your heart’s desire on a slip of paper, burning it, and burying the ashes at the base of a willow tree at midnight on a full moon
bringing me the heart of a boar slain with your bare hands
organizing the ultimate battle between pirates and ninjas so we can finally see who would win
finding out what government conspiracy the hokey pokey was really about
curing world hunger
delivering $3,141.59 in small unmarked bills to an undisclosed address that i will share with you via discreet satellite messages exactly 265 minutes after you receive a phone call from me
understanding the number porn that just went on in the previous bullet point
clicking here

I know it’s a challenging list, but if it’s any consolation, once I follow you, I follow you forever.

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jaxin88 said: Hee- my sister and I were discussing the whole Pirates vs. Ninjas trope a while ago, and we agreed that they aren’t really that much of a dichotomy. Amish vs. Cyborgs, on the other hand? Aww yeah.
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shoesofmoriarty said: S A C R I F I C I N G A C O U P L E O F V I R G I N S A L S O H E L P S
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the-wretched-harmony said: Brings back memories from when I had to do the list. The hokey fucking pokey… Wish I would have just stayed in the dark about the whole thing.
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ladysansastark said: And the phone number you’ll be calling from is 358-9793, yes? :)
lokiintheskywithdiamonds said: HINT: it’s pirates
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lucifersbutt said: plot twist; i AM the boar
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justanotherstupidape said: The number porn is greatly appreciated and YES
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