WHY THE HELL
CAN YOU NOT
FREAKING
CLOSE
BOTH OF
YOUR EYES
AT THE
SAME TIME
WHEN YOU BLINK?!
#SERIOUSLY YOU ASSHOLE #IT’S NOT THAT HARD #YOU CLOSE ONE EYE #BUT YOU ALSO CLOSE THE OTHER AT THE SAME TIME #MILLIONS OF PEOPLE MANAGE TO DO THIS SIMPLE TASK EVERY FUCKING DAY OF THEIR LIVES #AND YOU #LIKE SOME FUCKING SPECIAL SCOTTISH SNOWFLAKE WITH PERFECT HAIR #DECIDE TO SWIM AGAINST THE STREAM#WELL #SALMON SWIM AGAINST THE STREAM WHEN IT’S MATING TIME #SO LET’S SAY YOU SWIM WITH THE STREAM #BECAUSE EVERY SEASON IS MATING SEASON WHEN YOU’RE DAVID TENNANT #AND YOU CAN’T FUCKING BLINK PROPERLY #AND IT’S INFURIATING #BUT ALSO FUCKING ENDEARING #SO YOU #MY PRECIOUS SCOTTISH SALMON #NEED TO CUT THAT SHIT OUT (via thepoundcakeofthebakervilles)