me: HOLY JESUS THIS IS SO FREAKING HOT MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE I THINK I MAY DIE TEARS OF BLOOD RUNNING DOWN MY FACE THERE IS A LEGIT INFERNO TAKING OUT ALL MY TASTEBUDS WHERE IS THE MILK GET ME SOME GODDAMN MILK JFC I CANT HANDLE THING OMFG I AM DYING D Y I N G SEND HELP AKJSHGSDKFG