Patience.
#lol can you imagine this happening to you? #a fucking attractive man kidnaps you and straps a bomb to you #and then he makes you to call another man with a fucking arousing voice #and the attractive man wants you to tell the man with the arousing voice that they were made for each other #and you’d be like #whoa hold it #you are so gay for him aren’t you #jesus just call him yourself and tell him #I feel like a cock block right now dude #and I totes ship you two #and then the attractive man would be like #holy shit she’s right #and the man with the arousing voice would be just like #what the fuck is going on #and you’d be like #OTP this is so going on my blog #and then another handsome man with a rifle shoots you right between your eyes (via letmartyhandlethis)